Leading European bookmakers enjoy the ‘revenge served cold’ template of reactive rutting.
On a global level, this is not a strategy that is frequently an option due to the incredible degrees of dexterity demonstrated by the Asian layers - any tactic against the Far East is merely seen as an invitation to play.
But within Europe, power plays and wins for the leading operators.
Yesterday Brighton and Hove Albion sacked their manager, Russell Slade.
He had been in the job for just eight months, had helped to secure Brighton’s League One place at the end of last season, was given a two year contract as a reward, but is now out of a job.
And entirely unfairly too.
These two hyperrealities are linked.
Regular readers will be aware of our bulging file on Anthony Grant “The Lizard” Bloom.
In the mid-nineties, Bloom represented Victor Chandler International in the first European foray into the Asian markets. Bloom was based in Bangkok for a couple of years and offered secure trading accounts (off the record of course) to discerning traders who wished to get involved in the Asian Handicap markets which, at that stage, were not available in Europe.
It was in this manner that we initially met.
At that time in Asia, the underground markets were pretty much the only option and these operations used to transfigure their neorealities at a pace. Different names (slightly), different territories, but the same characters behind the markets.
Backhanders secured passage to the safety of new trading environments - the links between the gambling industry and the police is particularly strong in Thailand, for example.
Think His Excellency, Dibble Shinawatra…
Unless you were able to furnish these bookmakers with primary level insider information, you were very liable to get ripped off.
Hence, Bloom’s service was seen as a good option.
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Bloom managed to sustain his preferential links with Asia for a while, using a looped process whereby ‘information’ from Europe was swapped for privileged market access in Asia, which revealed ‘knowledge’ that was accordingly utilised for beneficial trading within Europe.
It was this last section of the loop that remains problematic to Mr Bloom to this very day.
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I had several trading conversations with Bloom on the morning of one of these events and I asked him how he would deal with the tilting of the table against his interests.
He had no plan.
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After reinventing himself as a property developer, Bloom took over at Brighton in the summer and we said at the time that he should expect shenanigans.
In Reality, Brighton and Hove Albion could stand 8 points better off in League One this season, on the fringe of the Play-Offs rather than on the periphery of oblivion.
The sacking of Slade is therefore in the kneejerk sub-sector of strategy.
Check this…
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You do not take the piss out of the likes of these people.
Or, if you do, expect Mandelbrotian waves of self-harming self-similarity ad nauseum.
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Yeah, I was watching old movies yesterday
On paper, you’d think you’d be able to guess the final score simply by looking at the countries involved, but this is the Confederations Cup, a largely meaningless tournament that serves only to clog up the summer vacation plans of some of the world’s greatest players.
The Egyptians don’t care, but will Robinho and co. emerge with a chip on their shoulder at losing precious nightclub trips, or will they settle under Dunga’s watchful/boring eye and score at will?
I’m not actually prepared to call a result one way or another as I think there could be room for an upset, but I will liveblog the shit out of it as we go.
Fair compromise?
9.45am: I’m sitting with a large plate full of leftover lasagna, a glass of port, and a wicked inclination to shun liveblogging in favor of watching The Conversation. Whatever happened to Gene Hackman, anyways? He had a great run back in the day. You’ve got The French Connection, Scarecrow with a young, insane Al Pacino, I Never Sang for My Father, Hoosiers… is it true he hasn’t done a movie since 2004? Insane, I tell you.
Popeye Doyle can wait, as we have the Confederations Cup.
9.51am: He retired? How did I miss that? Oh well… back to the task at hand.
We have squads!
Also, is no-one else covering this tournament? No liveblogs at the BBC, and the Guardian doesn’t even have it listed in its “Live Scores and Fixtures” section. That said, we Brits are like that; if we didn’t qualify, it doesn’t exist.
9.55am:
BRAZIL STARTING LINEUP
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Julio Cesar - Dani Alves, Lucio (c), Juan, Kleber - Elano, Gilberto Silva, Felipe Melo - Kaka - Robinho - Luis Fabiano
BENCH: Maicon, Victor, Luisao, Miranda, A Santos, Ramires, J Baptista, Kleberson, Pato, Nilmar, Gomes, Josue.
EGYPT STARTING LINEUPS
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El Hadary - Hani Said - A Fathi, Moawad, Ahmed Said, Wael Gomaa - Hosni, Shawky, Hassan (c), Abo Terika - Zidan
BENCH: Fathalla, Elmohamedi, Khairi, Eid, Homos, Tawfik, Farag, Wahid, Abdelghani, Abo Grisha, Raouf, Sobhi.
1 min: Brazil try to get forward early, but Wael Gomaa wasn’t gonna let Luis Fabiano get on the end of Dani Alves’ long pass forward.
Also, a Howard Webb sighting! Look for controversial penalties galore!
4 mins: Patchy beginnings as the Selecao look to settle. Kaka fouled Fathi early.
5 mins: GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL… and those vuvuzelas continue to bore a hole in my brain. Lovely, composed finish from Kaka after Alves floated the ball into the middle for Real’s new superstar. He touched it past two defenders who weren’t very interested in defending, and then sidefooted it under El Hadary for a simple goal. Brazil 1, Egypt 0
Just the start Dunga will have wanted. The passing from Brazil is as casual as it would be if it were on the training pitch thus far.
8 mins: Better from Egypt…. GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL, and Brazil show why they suck at defending. Abo Terika was freed down the right wing (where the fuck was Felipe Melo tracking back), his cross was gorgeous right across the six-yard box, and Mohamed Zidan rises from the Bloemfontein soil to bury the ball past Julio Cesar. Lucio appeared glued to the turf. Lovely finish, and game on. Brazil 1, Egypt 1
11 mins: GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL, and I picked the right game to liveblog. Elano has a free-kick from 40-odd yards out wide on the right, he drills a decent ball into the crowded penalty area, and Luis Fabiano does phenomenally well to leap and guide the ball into the bottom left-hand corner. The goalie almost got a finger on it, but it was Gomaa’s fault in letting his man get behind him. Brazil 2, Egypt 1
This was definitely worth getting up for. If you’re looking for something to do with that misplaced energy of yours, get on Twitter and help #banvuvuzelas become a trending topic. Those things need to be burned at the cross.
13 mins: Gomaa does his job this time, blocking out Fabiano from reaching the left-wing cross.
Are those the dulcet tones of Robbie Mustoe I hear in the commentary box? It is some wonderful irony that one of the game’s most boring, uncharismatic players is getting to describe a Brazil match to the masses. He appears to be awed by the flair on display.
17 mins: Felipe Melo, the “young” guy from Fiorentina, does well down the left to get his cross blocked out for a throw-in.
18 mins: I wish The Big Lead would stop pretending on Twitter like they give a damn about the Confederations Cup. Is that you, Ty Duffy? Are you penning those insightful missives?
Egypt knock it around in the middle of the park, biding their time for an equalizer. Based on the utter nonchalance for the Selecao at the back, there will be chances.
As I write it, Abo Terika switches wings to the right and skips to the touchline, winning a corner as Elano blocks it out for a corner. They waste it, and Brazil counter with Kaka who jogs all the way into the Egyptian area before losing possession himself. It was Boro man Mo Shawky who tracked back to aid his beleaguered defense.
21 mins: Of course, while we’re all enjoying some live footy with our Corn Flakes, you’re all thinking ahead to USA-Italy. Bigus Dickus will be liveblogging that one having returned from a brief trip back to Blighty. Thoughts on that one? USA really has no chance, do they?
23 mins: Brazil knock it about at the back in an Arsenal-esque fashion. Tons of room in the midfield for sideways passing, too. Egypt cough up a corner as Hani Said toe-pokes the ball off Robinho’s foot, and then Juan should really have scored from the set piece; Elano’s outswinger found him unmarked as Said went for a smoke break behind the goal, but he guided his header over the bar and into the throng of photographers behind the awning. Good chance wasted there.
Meanwhile, Howard Webb watches Kaka get manhandled by Fathi and awards a tasty free-kick on the edge of the box. All 11 Brazilian players line up to take it…
25 mins: I kid of course, but Elano’s number is called and he bangs it right into El Hadary’s arms.
Is the Egypt team nickname really The Pharaohs? Wouldn’t that be a little derogatory? I mean, so many other things have come from Egypt beyond just Tutankamun. Or am I being too sensitive?
Good-ish chance for Egypt! Zidan has space at the top of the box, and his diagonal ball for Abo Terika juuuuust misses his forward run. Worth repeating: Brazil are rubbish at the back.
29 mins: The style is on display. I think I saw a backheel! Some nice interplay in the middle breaks down when Robinho gives the ball away at the top of the box.
30 mins: Fathi shows why right backs shouldn’t be allowed to shoot very often, as his lazy run down the flank culminates in a rubbish daisy-cutter that ends up a mile wide. His teammate Hassan then emulates that with a soft low shot from 20+ yards that Julio Cesar collapses upon.
32 mins: What Would Amr Zaki do?
33 mins: Abo Terika, take a knee. Your twisty-turny dance in the box just cost you a scoring chance. Lucio was the only man back to defend after a speculative ball forward that the Egyptian was able to chase and collect, but instead of shooting, he kept stepping over until help in yellow and green arrived. Silly, really. Shoot first time! Still, the pair up-front in red/white are proving to be quite a handful. Which is more than can be said for Robinho, who is rather quiet thus far.
35 mins: Finally eating that lasagna I talked about earlier. Luis Fabiano tries to elude Gomaa on a run into the box, but the Brazilian throws too much weight into it and Webb whistles for a foul. Nevermind, as he was playing advantage for Hassan’s late lunge on Kaka. Free-kick to Brazil, 30-odd yards out just to the right of goal. Dani Alves to take…
… and a brilliant save by El Hadari! Alves goes for goal, and it swerves and dips out of the South African sky, forcing a diving tip over the bar. Corner to Brazil…
37 mins: GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL, and if you thought Egypt were the Brazil of North Africa, you’d be mistaken. Based on the way they defend set pieces, they’re more like Newcastle on the Nile.
Elano’s corner is swung right into the danger area yet again (he’s good with a dead ball, you know), and with the help of awful defending by Hosni, Juan gets to the ball first and powers his header through El Hadari’s hands. Dunga’s lot don’t really deserve a two-goal lead, but you take what you can get. Brazil 3, Egypt 1
41 mins: If you had Egyptian captain Hassan in the “Who Will Hit One Into Row ZZ” Sweepstakes, come down to collect your prize. He steps forward from 25 yards and sends the ball higher and higher, baby… it’s a living thing (synths)
42 mins: Note to Egypt: get the ball to Abo Terika more. He’s your best hope, realistically. Does well in switching flanks and trying to get round the back of the Brazilian backline… plus he’s the only one who can get the ball to Zidan.
44 mins: We’re in that pre-halftime lull, no doubt inspired by the drunken bumblebee sound of those fucking vuvuzelas. Surely of all the concerns about WC 2010 in South Africa, those blasted plastic noisemakers are top of the list. Seriously.
One minute of stoppage time forthcoming. Egypt decide to use it to knock the ball around dangerously at the back under pressure.
45 mins + 1: So close! Hassan and Moawad link up well on the left, and once Moawad gets round the back, his cross is perfect for Hosni, who blazes a header just over the bar.
And that’ll do it.
HALF TIME: Brazil 3, Egypt 1
Rece Davis and Lalas in the ESPN studio? No thanks — off to finish this lasagna and refuel the port wine glass before the 2nd half. All joking aside, a good first half. The Selecao look comfortable, but they’re leaving the door open for their opponents to come at them. That Brazilian backline is not very good.
Back! Sorry for the delay — my son (2 weeks old on Wednesday) woke up and decided he was hungry.
50 mins: A Said committed a foul on someone, but the free kick was wasted.
Sub time for Egypt, and it’s not who you’d expect: captain Ahmed Hassan is off, replaced by Ahmed Eid.
52 mins: If Egypt want to make a game of it, they need to start pouring players forward. Their attack is too piecemeal at the moment. Fathi gets wide down the right and tries to cross, but the backline holds. Eid then demonstrates his eagerness to the cause, dribbling into traffic at the edge of the box and losing the ball for a goal kick. Fine work, sub.
54 mins: GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL, and clearly the Egyptian manager is reading my liveblog. They surge forward with four or five in support of Abo Terika’s initial run down the left. He steps inside and squares for Mo Shawky (Boro’s finest!) and he drills it low under Julio Cesar from the edge of the box. Brazil 3, Egypt 2
And then…
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL, and Egypt complete the comeback. The Brazilian defense opened wide, inviting Mohammed Zidan to beat the offside trap and finish emphatically under Cesar. Terrible, awful, ghastly defending, but wonderful attacking power by the red/whites. Dunga is apoplectic on the sideline, the veins in his neck bulging through his turtleneck sweater and suede jacket. Poor man. You need to find players who can defend worth a toss. This is reminding me of what might happen at the Bernabeu next season… Brazil 3, Egypt 3
PS. I told you in the preamble that this had upset potential!
58 mins: Brazil try to counter, but Kaka’s cross-field run takes him away from goal and Hani Said is there to mop up his attempted backheel pass to Robinho. Then Juan gives up a needless corner. Abo Terika to take. It’s short, and Gilberto Silva is there to knock it away.
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